Sheila Had Become A Wine Head

"Sheila Had Become A Wine Head" 

Sheila quickly brought her hand to her face, desperately trying to block her eyes from the free grocery store wine samples. She suspected she was becoming a wine head. Moments later, as she clutched her purse closely to her chest, slinking away from the now empty wine bottles on the shelf, she confirmed her dreaded suspicions.

Day 348. Curds and Sway (SOLD)

Here's a little real-life scenario at the grocery store from a while back.  These are my friends, Stephen and Mark (although really the comeback was from another friend of Mark's) after observing someone buying the odd combination of vodka and string cheese.  I thought it was hilarious. (-:

Checkout Clerk:  "Just vodka and string cheese tonight?"

Shopper:  "Yep."

Mark:  "Now what in the world is he going to make with that?"

Stephen:  "Curds and sway?"

Too funny!