Richard Had to Buy a Baby Lawnmower to Keep Up with His Haircuts

Richard was blessed with fast-growing hair, but it was a curse as well.  It was like he had rows of premium sod adhered to his scalp.  He was starting to run out of money just to keep up with a presentable appearance.  He liked his barber, but he didn't want to hand over his entire paycheck each week!  Instead, Richard resorted to buying a baby lawnmower and started to groom himself.

Day 281. Tripping and Falling

Richard tried so hard to do the right thing and everything right, 

but sometimes, oftentimes, many times--

no matter how many times he wore lime--

 he found himself tripping and falling through life.

Acrylic and Ink