Flirty Grandpa

Flirty Grandpa - Rummaging around in the attic, Grandpa Theo found his old Sgt. Pepper-styled jacket. Ah, the memories he had when he had worn it last. He glanced furtively behind him, and quickly slipped into it. Well, he tore the inside lining when he stretched both arms through the sleeves, of course. He wasn't as fit as he was at twenty. Yet, he could get it on! He felt a cocky attitude come over him as the jacket gave his slack body the appearance of a toned physique. Without a doubt, he would be asking Margaret to join him at the 60's revival concert tonight. He turned sharply and gave himself a wink into a dusty mirror. He had become Flirty Grandpa!

Square Jaw, Red Hair, Blue Suit

Here's a broody fellow for you.  What could he be thinking?  I must match my jacket to my eye color?  I have the squarest jaw in the world?  I am a virile vibrancy of masculinity?  Something to ponder...