Um, I could have down something Halloween-like, or something gory, but why? This terror is every dieter's nightmare! (P.S., Don't diet--then this won't be scary. Life's too short, ya' know? Just have a few thin mints and skip that scale. Rake some extra leaves instead, my sweets!)
Girlscout (although the size of that tiny mitten suggests a "Brownie."): "It's our annual Girl Scout cookie sale, Mrs. Jones. Two for the price of one!"
Mrs. Jones (on the day of her weigh in): "Help me!"