Oh no, Daddy-O! No one was going to win this blue-raspberry Bubblelicious-blowing contest, except Wilhelmina Wonderwild. She had been practicing her bubble-blowing technique for the past year. Why, she had even gotten her hair cut with über-back layers in an effort to maximize her potential blowing energy by giving greater mass to the back of her head.
Oh, yes, indeedy! She wasn't just another pretty face! She knew her physics (not to mention the fact that she had raced pinewood derby cars).
She was ready. Let the bubble blowing begin.