Wherein the final tango of romance occurs between our heroine and her mixologist, as Carrie (Carrie Brownstein of the bands Excuse 17, Sleater-Kinney & Wild Flag) gives her man the best mix tape ever! Seduction is secure. (1 for $25 or all 3 Portlandias for $65)
("My esoteric knowledge of indie punk bands, soul grooves, and blues riffs will make you fall madly in love with me.")
O.K., peeps! Go watch "Portlandia" Season 3, episodes 1 and 2 starting right now on IFC! It's super hilarious!
By the way, here's our whole love story as it originally appeared on Season 2, episode 1.